<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Latest entries from shortcake.blog-city.com</title><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/</link><description></description><copyright>Copyright 2008 shortcake.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:23:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Latest entries from shortcake.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>BANG BANG I Am The Warrior</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/bang_bang_i_am_the_warrior.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/bang_bang_i_am_the_warrior.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:23:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=bang%5Fbang%5Fi%5Fam%5Fthe%5Fwarrior</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Happier stuff.]]></description></item><item><title>Time Will Tell</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/time_will_tell.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/time_will_tell.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:24:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=time%5Fwill%5Ftell</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I haven&#39;t written on here all week because lately this blog has been sad. And the truth is, I&#39;m still sad and I feel like anything I write will be sad. But then last night, someone left me a nice comment a couple of entries down and I went to]]></description></item><item><title>Hopspittle*</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/hopspittle.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/hopspittle.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=hopspittle</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Hospital adventure!]]></description></item><item><title>Bigfootless</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/bigfootless.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/bigfootless.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=bigfootless</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Mikey and Dave just reposted my favorite Manker sketch:]]></description></item><item><title>My Only Reason For Living</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_only_reason_for_living.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_only_reason_for_living.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:36:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fonly%5Freason%5Ffor%5Fliving</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[They found Bigfoot??I am unbelievably excited about this press conference tomorrow. I am trying to plan my lunch break around it. You guys don&#39;t understand; Bigfoot is King of my world. I am currently planning an overnight&nbsp;trip to &quot;Bigf]]></description></item><item><title>The Reverse Thomas J.</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_reverse_thomas_j.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_reverse_thomas_j.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:02:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Freverse%5Fthomas%5Fj</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I have a love question for you!]]></description></item><item><title>On The Heart Beat</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/on_the_heart_beat.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/on_the_heart_beat.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:49:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=on%5Fthe%5Fheart%5Fbeat</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I am feeling sort of better. You would think that by age 27, I would recognize when I am hormonal and over-emotional, but nope. It&#39;s always in hindsight. At least I am shrinking again.  When I worked at the Scholarshop, my manager Karen was missi]]></description></item><item><title>The Ooky Guy Chronicles - Part I</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_ooky_guy_chronicles__part_i.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_ooky_guy_chronicles__part_i.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:22:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fooky%5Fguy%5Fchronicles%5F%5Fpart%5Fi</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This morning I got up at 5:00 to run. Towards the beginning of my run as I was waiting to cross the street, this van slowed down to let me cross.   And then the van sat there. I could see the guy looking at me and kind of waving for my attention, but]]></description></item><item><title>The Happy Parts of Heartache</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_happy_parts_of_heartache.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_happy_parts_of_heartache.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fhappy%5Fparts%5Fof%5Fheartache</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I am sad as hell today. Also heartbroken and pissed off. But I&#39;ve learned a lot in the last few years, so I know good things can come from BS like this. Here are a few that I am enjoying today. &nbsp;  1. The &quot;divorce diet.&quot; 8 pounds in]]></description></item><item><title>My First Machete: Belize</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_first_machete_belize.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_first_machete_belize.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Ffirst%5Fmachete%5Fbelize</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Guerrillas, AIDS and clownin' for the Lord.]]></description></item><item><title>Maybe You Bite Me?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/maybe_you_bite_me.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/maybe_you_bite_me.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=maybe%5Fyou%5Fbite%5Fme</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Quite the bummer, this one.]]></description></item><item><title>John Mayer Impersonates Every Guy I&apos;ve Ever Dated</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/john_mayer_impersonates_every_guy_ive_ever_dated.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/john_mayer_impersonates_every_guy_ive_ever_dated.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:02:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=john%5Fmayer%5Fimpersonates%5Fevery%5Fguy%5Five%5Fever%5Fdated</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;Like I said. Brevity. (OMFG, I wish I had &quot;John Mayer Sings&quot; emoticons for all of my moods on Myspace.)]]></description></item><item><title>Shoulder Rock</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/shoulder_rock.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/shoulder_rock.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:46:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=shoulder%5Frock</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I really do like Robyn, but the following clip is so embarrassing to watch. And: absolutely hysterical.I think a YouTube commenter put it best when she said, &quot;Robyn reminds me of that random chick who hijacks your karaoke session just b/c you ha]]></description></item><item><title>AAAAAAANNNNDDD Scene</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/aaaaaaannnnddd_scene.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/aaaaaaannnnddd_scene.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:24:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=aaaaaaannnnddd%5Fscene</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I&#39;m not sure how to describe how I&#39;m feeling right now. Spent? I think I am spent. I&#39;ve been on such a red alert for the past few weeks that I have no energy left to feel or care about anything. There are so many opportunities floating ar]]></description></item><item><title>Let&apos;s Pretend We&apos;re Talking About Dinosaur Comics</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/lets_pretend_were_talking_about_dinosaur_comics.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/lets_pretend_were_talking_about_dinosaur_comics.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=lets%5Fpretend%5Fwere%5Ftalking%5Fabout%5Fdinosaur%5Fcomics</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Lots of stuff is happening. New projects, new hobbies, maybe even improv classes. I&#39;m busy. I&#39;ll write about... something later this week.My dad is still doing awesome. Also I finally made a square hard-boiled egg! Somehow it tasted better. D]]></description></item><item><title>O. R. They?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/o_r_they.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/o_r_they.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:39:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=o%5Fr%5Fthey</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[My dad is home.&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>Have I Told You Lately...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/have_i_told_you_lately.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/have_i_told_you_lately.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=have%5Fi%5Ftold%5Fyou%5Flately</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[A shoutout for my super ultimate bestie.]]></description></item><item><title>I Just Discovered...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_just_discovered.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_just_discovered.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:40:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Fjust%5Fdiscovered</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[&quot;Sugar Mountain&quot; by Neil Young. Soooo pretty. How did that one sneak by me?If I could play any song on the guitar, it would still be &quot;Bold As Love&quot; by Jimi Hendrix, but I would secondly like to learn &quot;Sugar Mountain&quot;, wi]]></description></item><item><title>Kids On The Beat - Beat Kids</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/kids_on_the_beat__beat_kids.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/kids_on_the_beat__beat_kids.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:54:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=kids%5Fon%5Fthe%5Fbeat%5F%5Fbeat%5Fkids</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Surgery Update]]></description></item><item><title>Stay Safe. Stay Second Amendment.</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/stay_safe_stay_second_amendment.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/stay_safe_stay_second_amendment.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:55:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=stay%5Fsafe%5Fstay%5Fsecond%5Famendment</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[NOTE: This entry starts out incredibly depressing, but my favorite funny thing that I always forget to tell you is at the end. This isn&rsquo;t a complete sobfest. I promise.    So tomorrow is my Dad&rsquo;s surgery. Ten hours away.  My dad demanded]]></description></item><item><title>On A Lighter Note...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/on_a_lighter_note.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/on_a_lighter_note.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=on%5Fa%5Flighter%5Fnote</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Happy kids and scary Hasslehoff.]]></description></item><item><title>Honestly?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/honestly.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/honestly.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=honestly</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Short and sweet.]]></description></item><item><title>Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/surgery.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/surgery.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:26:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=surgery</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Agh]]></description></item><item><title>My Super Sweet Summer</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_super_sweet_summer.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_super_sweet_summer.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:19:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fsuper%5Fsweet%5Fsummer</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Vacation, schmacation. I have clowns, computer games, camp and Cloud. I am set.]]></description></item><item><title>You Could Surely Try To Be More Alive</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/you_could_surely_try_to_be_more_alive.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/you_could_surely_try_to_be_more_alive.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:37:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=you%5Fcould%5Fsurely%5Ftry%5Fto%5Fbe%5Fmore%5Falive</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Mates of State, Venice Cafe and other fun stuff.]]></description></item></channel></rss>