<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Latest entries from shortcake.blog-city.com</title><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/</link><description></description><copyright>Copyright 2009 shortcake.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:45:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Latest entries from shortcake.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Still Too Tired To Think (365:40)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/still_too_tired_to_think_36540.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/still_too_tired_to_think_36540.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=still%5Ftoo%5Ftired%5Fto%5Fthink%5F36540</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I want to tell you guys all about Wednesday, but the first thing I need to write are thank you cards. A lot of them. Then I&#39;m editing together a video - yes, I taped the moment I gave her the check. Yes, she cried. Yes, you will too.Until then, h]]></description></item><item><title>So That Happened (365:39)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/so_that_happened_36539.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/so_that_happened_36539.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:41:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=so%5Fthat%5Fhappened%5F36539</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Justin and I finished counting up all the cash and checks and paypal donations - and I burst into tears out of astonishment and exhaustion and being touched beyond belief. I cried. A lot. You&#39;re amazing and I may come up with more words eventuall]]></description></item><item><title>3 Cheers For The Weirs!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/3_cheers_for_the_weirs.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/3_cheers_for_the_weirs.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:27:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=3%5Fcheers%5Ffor%5Fthe%5Fweirs</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Help my parents.]]></description></item><item><title>My Dad&apos;s Mustache Is Better Than Your Dad&apos;s Mustache (365:38)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_dads_mustache_is_better_than_your_dads_mustache_36538.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_dads_mustache_is_better_than_your_dads_mustache_36538.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:33:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fdads%5Fmustache%5Fis%5Fbetter%5Fthan%5Fyour%5Fdads%5Fmustache%5F36538</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Actually between the &#39;stache, my brother&#39;s Cosby sweater and my mullet-esqe bangs, you really can&#39;t get any f*%king cooler than my family. 3 Cheers for the Weirs, TOMORROW NIGHT!!!P.S. I saw a UFO last night!!! Do I have a picture? Come t]]></description></item><item><title>My Buddy and Me (365:37)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_buddy_and_me_36537.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_buddy_and_me_36537.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:47:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fbuddy%5Fand%5Fme%5F36537</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I left my brush at his house after camping. It was a busy weekend, so he dropped it in my mail slot while I was still in the county. In a baggie. With a sticker attacked. This right here. This is why I&#39;m crazy about him:]]></description></item><item><title>My New Roommate (365:36)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_new_roommate_36536.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/my_new_roommate_36536.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:44:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fnew%5Froommate%5F36536</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Dan and Charlie moved in yesterday. I get to watch TV like this all the time now:]]></description></item><item><title>Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See... (365:35)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/nothing_but_sincerity_as_far_as_the_eye_can_see_36535.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/nothing_but_sincerity_as_far_as_the_eye_can_see_36535.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:13:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=nothing%5Fbut%5Fsincerity%5Fas%5Ffar%5Fas%5Fthe%5Feye%5Fcan%5Fsee%5F36535</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator></item><item><title>Y&apos;All Gonna Make Me Act A Fool, Pumpkin Head Pumpkin Head (365:34)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/yall_gonna_make_me_act_a_fool_pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_3.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/yall_gonna_make_me_act_a_fool_pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_3.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:03:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=yall%5Fgonna%5Fmake%5Fme%5Fact%5Fa%5Ffool%5Fpumpkin%5Fhead%5Fpumpkin%5Fhead%5F3</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The other night, Justin and I carved a pumpkin. When I stood up after kneeling for so long, I yelled from the pain.Later as we watched TV I asked, &quot;Will you still like me when I have creaky old people joints?&quot;&quot;Of course I will!&quot; h]]></description></item><item><title>The Biggest Badass I Know (365:33)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_biggest_badass_i_know_36533.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_biggest_badass_i_know_36533.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:07:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fbiggest%5Fbadass%5Fi%5Fknow%5F36533</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Enjoying the hell out of a Jimmy John&#39;s that his best friend smuggled through the door.Don&#39;t forget about 3 Cheers for the Weirs  on Wednesday! Would anyone be willing to work a 45 minute shift at the door? You&#39;d get in for free!]]></description></item><item><title>Are You Ready For Some Football? (365:32)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/are_you_ready_for_some_football_36532.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/are_you_ready_for_some_football_36532.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=are%5Fyou%5Fready%5Ffor%5Fsome%5Ffootball%5F36532</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Justin: &quot;Hell yeah I&#39;m ready for some football!&quot;Stephie: &quot;OMG did you guys hear about the new scientology scandal?!?!&quot;]]></description></item><item><title>Tired, Broke, Sick, Busy, Fat (365:31)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/tired_broke_sick_busy_fat_36531.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/tired_broke_sick_busy_fat_36531.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:43:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=tired%5Fbroke%5Fsick%5Fbusy%5Ffat%5F36531</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Okay so Charlie and I need everyone to just LAY OFF ME today.He&#39;s actually sitting on my shoulder in this picture. He used to insist on this every morning while I was at the computer. If I didn&#39;t let him, he would try anyway and didn&#39;t ca]]></description></item><item><title>It Only Took 10 Years... (365:30)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/it_only_took_10_years_36530.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/it_only_took_10_years_36530.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:22:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=it%5Fonly%5Ftook%5F10%5Fyears%5F36530</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[... but I finally got myself a fancy Webster hoodie.Yesterday I went to the Colts game - sorry, Rams game - with Justin, his mom and his stepdad. This was my very first professional football game. I discovered that when I actually care what is happen]]></description></item><item><title>Let&apos;s Do It And Do It And Do It Do It Do It (365:29)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/lets_do_it_and_do_it_and_do_it_do_it_do_it_36529.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/lets_do_it_and_do_it_and_do_it_do_it_do_it_36529.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=lets%5Fdo%5Fit%5Fand%5Fdo%5Fit%5Fand%5Fdo%5Fit%5Fdo%5Fit%5Fdo%5Fit%5F36529</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I know this is old, but when I see videos like this it simultaneously reminds me of how much youth has changed and how much it hasn&#39;t. I logged hundreds of hours doing the exact same schtick, except it was done in front of my bedroom mirror, tota]]></description></item><item><title>Meet DJ Arthur Mays MacMahon Richardson Fawcett Carradine DeLuise Hughes Cronkite  Kennedy McCourt Schwayze Jackson (365:28)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/meet_dj_mays_macmahon_fawcett_carradine_deluise_hughes_golds.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/meet_dj_mays_macmahon_fawcett_carradine_deluise_hughes_golds.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:53:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=meet%5Fdj%5Fmays%5Fmacmahon%5Ffawcett%5Fcarradine%5Fdeluise%5Fhughes%5Fgolds</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Justin and I went to the pumpkin patch today. I had wanted to name Jason&#39;s dog the above title, but he said, &quot;Go to hell. Meet Bacon.&quot; Pumpkin tribute it is. This morning I also went to Urgent Care for a 3-day tummy ache. It&#39;s not a]]></description></item><item><title>Ideas I&apos;ve Been Having (365:27)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/ideas_ive_been_having_36527.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/ideas_ive_been_having_36527.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=ideas%5Five%5Fbeen%5Fhaving%5F36527</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;1. Saying &quot;Cheese and Crackers&quot; when I get angry. This flew out of my mouth - for absolutely no reason I can fathom -&nbsp; one night during traffic. I laughed so hard, I forgot what I was mad at. Jesus probably appreciated it, too. S]]></description></item><item><title>I Almost Forgot! (365:26)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_almost_forgot_36526.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_almost_forgot_36526.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:46:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Falmost%5Fforgot%5F36526</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[My Aww Hell Nah  buddy Clinton asked me what was happening in STL this weekend and I was like, &quot;Oh snap! It&#39;s Thriller Time!&quot;Yup, 7:30 on Saturday, Brentwood YMCA, Thrill The World. I believe Katie is teaching Thriller ALL DAY so you ca]]></description></item><item><title>Love (365:25)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/love_36525.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/love_36525.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:39:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=love%5F36525</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;He gave me these for our one month anniversary, 5 weeks ago. One of these flowers is still alive and looks exactly like a vagina as pictured above.]]></description></item><item><title>Oh Yeah!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/oh_yeah.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/oh_yeah.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:11:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=oh%5Fyeah</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I forgot until someone just asked me, but today marks 6 Months of life as a non-smoker. This is the longest I have lasted in 14 years. The other day on Janet&#39;s LiveJournal, I commented that I was saving up to join a gym. She replied: &quot;You sh]]></description></item><item><title>Wink (365:24)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/wink_36524.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/wink_36524.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=wink%5F36524</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I had something in my eye all day yesterday and I finally went to the eye doctor and SHE FLIPPED MY EYELID INSIDE OUT WITHOUT WARNING ME AND MADE ME SIT THERE WITH AN INSIDE-OUT EYELID AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE and then it got better.Bonus win]]></description></item><item><title>A Patron Saint of Life as I Know It (365:23)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_patron_saint_of_life_as_i_know_it_36523.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_patron_saint_of_life_as_i_know_it_36523.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fpatron%5Fsaint%5Fof%5Flife%5Fas%5Fi%5Fknow%5Fit%5F36523</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;Last night a bunch of friends gathered at Friendly&#39;s for Niki&#39;s 30th, and to my surprise, Courtney was there - all the way from Seattle! We gushed about each other&#39;s dates, laughed and dished with Jen and Erin, and it was the]]></description></item><item><title>Stephstin? Justanie? Tollivweir?* (365:22)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/stephstin_justanie_36522.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/stephstin_justanie_36522.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=stephstin%5Fjustanie%5F36522</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[If you&#39;re part of a couple, you know that a good picture of both of you can be a challenge. (Just ask my cousin, who has about 6,000 pictures of her and her boyfriend on Facebook.) Usually one person looks great but the other looks completely jac]]></description></item><item><title>Nicholrissa (365:21)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_patron_saint_of_everything_36521.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/the_patron_saint_of_everything_36521.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:39:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fpatron%5Fsaint%5Fof%5Feverything%5F36521</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Last night I went to Friendl]]></description></item><item><title>Fun Weir Fact (365:20)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/fun_weir_fact_36520.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/fun_weir_fact_36520.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:25:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=fun%5Fweir%5Ffact%5F36520</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Don&#39;t forget about 3 Cheers for the Weirs! Please tell people and bring friends! If you&#39;d like a high-res version of the flyer to print out for your breakroom at work, let me know!Fun Weir Fact: My brother was born without a neck. &nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>Falling in Love (365:19)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/falling_in_love_36519.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/falling_in_love_36519.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:26:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=falling%5Fin%5Flove%5F36519</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[... with everything: my niece, my guy, my family, my friends... hell, even camping. I loved camping. Everything is awesome right now.I wish I had waited until after 3 Cheers for the Weirs  to start this daily blogging, but heck, maybe linking to it e]]></description></item><item><title>I Hope You&apos;re In The Mood For Babies (365:18)</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_hope_youre_in_the_mood_for_babies_36518.htm</guid><link>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/i_hope_youre_in_the_mood_for_babies_36518.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://shortcake.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Fhope%5Fyoure%5Fin%5Fthe%5Fmood%5Ffor%5Fbabies%5F36518</comments><dc:creator>Shortcake</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[... cuz that&#39;s what you&#39;re getting this week. Possibly forever. Man, I have an awesome flyer that Janet  made for my parents&#39; concert (and I will be posting the hell out of it), but I have to Aunt-it-up for a minute.Eat your heart out, Su]]></description></item></channel></rss>